Sky Sport sent a YTS reporter & cameraman to Blewbury to film the local derby on the Rubber Jonny pitch. Actually Blewbury have just won a prestigious award for the worst cricket pavilion in the country (they are the current holders too) and Sky couldn't wait to start filming the disgusting hovel. However, a delayed start, caused by a Blewbury retard, having make up applied to his huge conk, and fluffing his lines 5 times, did not work in our favour, and we were always struggling to score on the Splastic pitch. Ducks from Fuz, Ollie & Simon were greeted with glee, now the new "jug" rules are in operation, though Fuz claims he actually scored a 50, but was denied by the scorer. We capitulated to 69 for 11-how generous of our hosts, who are unable to play away games due to travel sickness, or is it that they can't afford the petrol ? Anyway, as Peter put it, "Bowling straight is tantamount to cheating on a Thursday evening "
Now to the positives...................
Good bowling on debut from Sam "Tadcaster" Smith, some great catching (no drops, and only 1 aborted attempt), the best "swagger" on view from Capt Jonny, a better pavilion, a better pub, better beer, better looking players, better WAGS. so as Howard would say - chin up- can't be good at everything.
Man of the match- Tadcaster
4 comments:
How pathetic ! Haven't you got anything better to do than be rude about your neighbours ? We are a better team than you-accept it & don't be bad losers. We've got a new pavilion coming soon, in the meantime we have to make do with this one. Our new one will be better than yours...
Which goon are you ?
oo a bit touchy.
isnt blewbury full of inbreds?
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