Friday, July 01, 2011

Hip Hip......

Our 10th game of the season saw the return of some familiar, but recently absent, faces to the "almost all conquering" midweek XI.

Simon C has recently moved house, changed job (nothing new there) and squeezed in a new hip- how would this affect his cricket ?

Stuart Locke has finished Uni, is restarting Uni and wants to be our keeper- how would Rob, our incumbent, deal with the usurper ?

Peter " gotta new kitchen" Lancaster is of course a semi-regular midweeker, when mannying duties allow- but would it be "grizzle Bomb" or "mega Bomb" tonight ?


Question 2-answered firmly by Rob who arrived at the pavilion at 4pm to hide the keepers gloves and put on his pads.

Question 3-will never be answered, as any moment of Bomber genius is nearly always followed by Bomber clowning around like a half wit.

Question 1-he certainly seemed to be moving OK in the field- all his usual movement restored- namely hand to pocket to blackberry - return to pocket and... relax. His physio has worked intensively on this most important aspect of Simon's game, and we were thrilled to see it in operation again. Simon admitted that he hadn't chosen the full options package that included all moving parts in his hip, so the true test was yet to come. I'm also worried about that shock absorber thingy Si- I think you should have forked out for a heavy duty upgrade. So, on with the game...

We fielded first with Jonny & Westy looking good, but Aston made a steady start to take the early initiative. Jonny played his spin cards, Thompy, Lachlan & Simon with great results, including 3 wickets for "Hippy" dropping them out of the sun off a short walk up. Lachlan bowled well, but no fifor this week, and Thompy chipped in with 2 for himself. 4th choice spinner Smithy looked slightly peeved, but still found time to apologise and take 2 wickets. It was noted that their imported player, who doesn't even know where Aston nr Bampton is, experienced some misfortune with "the hand of Rob" intervening nicely. Bet Stu couldn't have done that. Target 125- par score- game on.

It's well documented that TOP has not functioned to its usual high standards recently, and yet again Ed went early, leaving his partner to try and hold things together. Rob hit a breezy 20, Stuart got a duck and so did Grizzle Bomb, so it was looking pretty tight. The new graduate compounded a bad evening for himself by giving a couple of his team mates out lbw too ! Simon played a couple of top shots, without hip movement, to entertain us, but it was down to Sammy, Westy & Lachlan that we hit target with minimal fuss. Lachlan finishing it off nicely with a couple of sixes.


9/10 Hooray !!

Next week those pesky hoover salesmen are back.....

2 comments:

The Surgeon said...

We did our best for Mr Claridge; namely an F1 grade, steel re-enforced, best quality, indian rubber absorber. If you drop him from a height, I assure you he will bounce. Please try it.

Anonymous said...

The unfortunate consequence of one hip replacement is the tendency to walk in circles hence my reluctance to run between the sticks, better to hit the bugger over the line !

Did anyone drop any catches, my memory fails me......??

Steeno managed to avoid comment this week ?