Friday, July 13, 2012

A day of rest...................Amsterdam pt 3

No cricket today, so another normal day for Jacko & Deno, but a great chance to unwind & relax for the rest of us, which of course we spurned. The only plan, was to meet Rich at 4pm to go for a tour round Amsterdam in his boat, have a few quiet beers, and mix with the locals. How best to prepare for this kind & generous offer made by our host ?  I know, lets consume lots of  beer..........then buy another 300 euros of beer to take on the boat, just to make sure we all thoroughly relax-target achieved, although actually Templedoom seemed a bit edgy getting on the boat for some strange reason.


You can clearly see Dave here in the "brace" position, as if he is expecting something to happen........


Now Dave reckons he's unlucky, but today the God of Ginger Hair was smiling down on him, as he was odds on to be first into the canal as we set off, but events took a strange twist,when an uninvited guest boarded our boat. This guy was holding his own until he mentioned the "W" word. A quick verification followed, that his home town was indeed Cardiff, and he somehow found his way into the Prinsengracht canal; the shock of cold water forced his mouth wide open in timely fashion, allowing a deluge of dirty fluid down the throat, and it didn't cost him a guilder.
We left the boat on a high, but one of our party, who can't be named for legal reasons,
Openbare Dronkenschap
felt we needed a spot more entertainment. His half hearted attempt to pinch a bike, followed by an exchange of views with a Dutch motorcycle policewoman, resulted in an emphatic victory for the police, and the rest of the touring party were suitably amused. He was last seen being driven off by these two,
 for a good seeing to in the cells. Having promised him we would get his passport and pay his fine asap, we retired to the nearest bar to reconsider his fate.

A few hours later, Openbare Dronkenschap was back with his friends and just 150 euros poorer for the experience. Not content with his days work, he then smashed a glass on the floor, took his flip flops off, stood on the glass, and cut his foot
Dick Heads foot
We ended the day at kitschy Cafe Nol, a hang out for the coolest people in Amsterdam, so naturally Openbare Dronkenschap wasn't invited. We departed in the early hours with our P2 W2 record intact.

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