LMAO at Cuxham .....................

Jonny proved himself the complete "tosser" by calling correctly again, and decided to bat. He didn't count on Nigel rushing back past him to The Half Moon so quickly, but a Golden Duck is a life changer, and Nige has started drinking tops now, instead of shandies, as he struggles to deal with the shame of it. Luckily Lockey & Milesey were safe as usual, and Norman Stanley chipped in with a few to negate Fuzzy Duck's minimal contribution. Death from Above failed again, but a couple of cameos from Thompy on debut, & Olly helped us to 124. Captain Yaxley was finally out, but pronounced himself happy with 124, though he would have preferred to have the security of SS in the team at No 11. Cuxham fancied their chances big time, and even slagged us off to our undercover agent Vicky Picken. This information merely fuelled the desire to kill them them, and despite a dodgy first over courtesy of Ollie & "Chin Up" Williams, order was soon restored by tight bowling & fielding all round. A satisfying victory away from Fortress Moreton, and we need more of the same at Shitehole Blewbury next week.

PS New "fines" introduced this week by Captain Jonny.............

Golden Duck = 1 Jug
Duck = 1/2 Jug
Dropped Catch = 1/2 Jug
Being phoned in the pub by your nagging wife = 1/2 jug

Jug = 4 pints- be warned. Captains decision is final on catches-
if you go for a tough catch & fail it won't cost you !!