A resounding victory for Midweek over the freeky fit feckers from Wallingford. Batting first, Squash started badly with a great run out from Matt, and a good catch on the boundary from Stuart. Good bowling from Jonny "stumpsoutoftheground" Yaxley, Matt & Ollie kept the run rate contained, and even though Simon C went for a fair few at the end, 141 looked possible on a fair batting track.
Nigel opened with Stuart, who could have been his grandson, and a superb partnership was forged, with Nige scoring prodigiously with his new blade- if only he'd bought it 50 years ago ! Nige retired, and Eg & Peter tried to f**k everything up, but their incompetence only spurred on Fletch & Fuzz. Sam will have to explain to the President, why he damaged the interior of the new pavilion-please see him in his office on Monday morning. A comfortble 7 wicket victory was achieved with 3 overs to spare.
To sum up in the words of the captain " cracking all round team performance from everyone, except ******** who was useless "
Next week Southfield home
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The Management are not happy with the "8 asterisks" seeing as 'ow me name is Claridge ! If "mind-me-back-Haworth" wants back in we'll have to talk ! Ps. What was Matt smoking when he dropped my catch ?
Bit touchy aren't we ?
A purely randomly generated number of asterisk, designed to provoke a response from anyone feeling paranoid!
In my defence, it was into the sun, the ball was spinning, and just like the batsman I was deceived in the flight!
I've seen blind people take better catches than that! No excuses please Matt. Fuz
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