Thursday, July 23, 2009

Bomber is 8 under par..................

.........which would be pretty useful up at Hadden Hill, but not all that helpful for Thursday cricket ! He reached -8 with 2 bloopers on the boundary; the second being a particularly clownish effort, even by Bomber's standards. FCC posted a total of 102, which shouldn't have been enough. Wicksey claimed top spot with 4 wickets, and Rob was chuckling on the boundary at the stand in keeper Lockey. Nige took a good catch in the deep, Simon turned a couple, and was even seen walking in with the bowler at one point. Jonny bowled well & so did Sammy, even though he dropped a "stinger", but the dressing room was content at the change over. The FCC "ringers" bowled well, to make up for their lack of football experience, and the run rate was not easy to keep on top of. Tim did his best, launching Nick for a couple of sixes, and topped the batting. Bomber failed to get out of negative equity with a duck. Carl twatted a couple, Jonny got a golden (again), this time to Dave T of all people. Nige ran out Maha when he was in full flow with a PB.
Fletch had a chance to be a hero, but fluffed it again.
Well played Blewbury Aston, Soccer, Training And Research, Development Side !

10 comments:

Moreton's fifth choice keeper said...

I'm not normally one to blow my own trumpet, at least not in public, but my figures were actually a PB of 5-21, albeit in a losing cause. I blame the "batsmen," you know who you are!

Moreton's opening bowler said...

Yeah! F*****g batsmen!

Volvo McGregor said...

Looked like a good game to miss from where I was sat. Wouldn't have been much good to you though, I was bit knackered from last nights melon juggling exploits!!

Specialist Fielder said...

I'm pretty sure that "Moreton's fifth choice keeper" is getting ahead of himself. Surely he can only be 7th or 8th choice. and he should start bowling at adults.

Moreton's first choice keeper said...

Sorry guys, I seem to have forgotten how to hold a bat!

Sophie tit wank said...

He wasn't that good...........

Sophie's Boobs said...

Just for the record boys, we dont like being referred to as melons! We are a magnificent pair of finest Henley boobs!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sammy said...

Please can I just see them? I promise I wont touch!

The Real Volvo McGregor said...

Sophie titwank? Look chaps let's give it a rest, for most of you it was a loss of a cricket match followed by a consolation hand-shandy before you fell asleep crying. For me, it was a comical afternoon watching charlie chaplin cricket followed by two large handfuls of Henley's finest BABYLONS. No Sam, you would turn to stone if you saw them, as much like the universe they're much too big for you to fathom.

Ruff in the Field said...

I'll wager a fiver that bomber can excede this masterful performance! Any takers???