Your Country needed you !

Where were you ? You know who you are ! Moreton midweek were facing a German invasion force, and needed every man to stand up and fight for freedom, democracy & English beer.

The list of excuses included:-

Westy: "I'm putting fires out" - well fair enough-carry on- good job

Simon- "I'm watching my daughter's play"- pretty lame, but hardly News of the world headlines.

Bomber- "Nappy needs changing"- shit excuse.

Robbo-"My Mum has sent me on a cookery course"- are you serious ? Blokes don't cook. OK you're part Aussie so you can BBQ, but really not happy that you are poncing around with Delia & Nigella when you should be helping your mates.

Panzers, U boats, Luftwaffe, all heading this way and you're making a nut salad in Surrey.

I digress, Miele suffered a heavy defeat here earlier in the year, and their new recession busting tactic was to head hunt hoover salesmen who can play cricket. They even went to some lengths to disguise one of them as a golfer, in an attempt to fool us.
Moreton batted first, TOP functioned for the first time with a 30+ partnership, but then it all went wrong, with Rory wreaking havoc. Lachlan & Swagger managed to avoid enemy fire completely by getting Ducks, and it was left to a late flourish from Joe & Nige, to salvage some credibility from the situation.107 scored from 20

Captain Swagger looked shell shocked in the break, but he managed to rally the troops in true "blitz" style, singing The White Cliffs of Dover, and calling Nigel "you stupid boy"

Thompy, Smithy, & Joe all got a couple of wickets to keep us in the game, and Stu kept wicket so well that we forgot all about Fanny Craddock. However, Rory was waiting in the wings, and popped up again to sink us. Of course they will all be sacked, as soon as the cricket season finishes, and Miele revert to their core business of flogging hoovers.

Next week Tappin Cup. Every Man, Woman & Child please